Bahhhhhhhh - Humbug. That's how I feel this year. I'm out of sorts. I don't feel like getting a Christmas tree and dealing with the hassle of untangling lights, digging out tupperware storage bins from the attic, unwrapping all of the delicate ornaments, putting phoofy little knicknacks around the house, telling the new puppy a million times not to pee on the tree, watering the tree night after night, sopping up spilled water from watering the tree night after night, writing out 50 Christmas cards, standing in line at the post office to find the perfect stamp, dealing with the throngs of pushy shoppers and the never-ending one day sales, finding the right size, the right color, the right batteries, the right wrapping paper, spending hours on the living room floor wrapping in the right wrapping paper, dealing with half-hearted smiles over the gift you agonized finding, cleaning up the mess from the ripped up wrapping paper, eating too much holiday food and desserts, cleaning dish after dish from holiday dinner, lugging gifts home, trying to find places to put them, putting away all the phoofy little knicknacks, taking down all the ornaments, trying to figure out which box which ornament goes back into, retangling the lights, struggling to get the tree out of the stand and out of the house and cleaning up 1 googleplex of Christmas needles.
I think someone needs to bring some Nog, STAT!
Peace, Feliz Navidad and all that shit,
Liss
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